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Write a review and share your thoughts with other Revolve Customers.| The Lorax, I speak for the trees - (Average / Average Height) |  0 useful 0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
How many Truffula trees were killed to make this?... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size small |
yeah!!!! they're on sale!!!!!!!... | Ribb - (Thin / Tall) | 22 useful0 not useful |
| look: Avg | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
Spongebob Square Ass? NOT ANYMORE! i was always so insecure with my flat butt, it appreared that my lower back just "drooped" into my knees. I always felt people were staring and making fun of me! Thanks to Mjolk, i can strut with confidence because i know that i am not attracting unwanted attention anymore!! With Mjolks i just blend in, unnoticed. I can't wait to see what these will look like with my ABWAHAANH! ... | anonymous - (Muscular / Tall) | 0 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
fuck yea bro now I can fit midget hipsters right by my hips sir. i am the big cock'd Mister. got a pair for my sister, wish'd her.. a happy bday... ripped her pants off and kiss'd her goodbyebye. and said hi hi to my new pants cuz I'm a bi-guy. ...  |
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| Jerhks Meihoff, San Diego, CA - (Average / Average Height) | 70 useful1 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
These are amazing! i have lined the crotch area with saran wrap and rubber gaskets around my legs, now i have an awesome reservoir for semen when i jack off! its like carrying a hidden bag with you all the time! plus the warm cum keeps my legs and crotch area warm all day with having people look at me in disgust when i reach in my pocket for my keys or a little "me time" when i ride the local bus to and from shows! the down side is though when filled with semen it starts to smell a little bad after awhile so avoid jerking off too much in hot weather, also make sure you take them off in a bathtub after a long day of uncontrollable masturbation and make sure to wash them at least 3 times to get all the protein stains out! AWESOME PANTS! 100/1 FOR CHRONIC MASTURBATORS WORLD WIDE! ... |
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| anonymous - (Thin / Average Height) | 38 useful1 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
if you buy these your a idiot... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
| dandyfopworth, your closet - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful0 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size small |
These were sent to me by mistake. I can't imagine anyone wearing these unless they are dressed to appear in an 1800's period film running around in their underpants. Did you see the price? If you buy this, you deserve to be cut. Not with a sharp clean razor, but a dirty old rusty hunting knife that has bits of deer guts left on it. Looks like you could fit a diaper in there. Yup. A diaper. Big old persons diaper. ... | M. Landrieu, N.O./D.C. - (Average / Short) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are wonderful. I had no idea how to get $300M home with me until I found these and knew I could stash my money safely. My good friend Ben N. in Nebraska may also be needing a pair soon, and I'm sure they'll look just as great on him. They were made blue for a reason!... | Mark L., Rice Paddy #632 - (Muscular / Short) | 6 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Since running afoul of the Obama administration I've been sent to work in the rice paddies. These pants are great as I don't get them wet while standing in the field and the large crotch area allows my diaper to become very full without changing. This allows me to stay in the field longer and be more productive for the Dear Reader. All hail Obama.... | Carl, Soledad, Ca - (Muscular / Tall) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I have HUGE balls and have been unable to find comfortable pants to wear. My parole officer warned me that if I keep going around pantless he would send me back to jail. MJOLK Simonslouch Trousers have saved my life. And when I wear these with my 3 wolf moon shirt, i have to beat off, the womens.... | Happycat, Seattle, WA - (Thin / Short) | 7 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
My hoomin can haz these? I hidez in them when she wants to take me to vet. I lurvz these pants!... | Jose Jimenez, Guadalupe Hidalgo, Mexico - (Thin / Short) | 16 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
I carry the narcotico into the Usa. These pantalones let me carry 2kilos of cocain at a time. All I do is find the female border guard, and as long as I wear these and a 3 wolf moon t-shirt, I have no problems! Soon my family back in mejico have many monies to buy a house and ranch. Muchas gracias MJOLK!... |
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| Michelle Obama, Washington DC America - (Thin / Tall) | 45 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
As most of you know I have skinney little arms. Many people ask me what kind of regement I do to keep them so toned and the answer is simple, scrubbing the stains out of Barracks tighty whitieys. Unfortunatly his Aunt in Africia got very angry and put a Curse on him, now every time he spends a Billion dollars or adds 1000 new Union members to newly legislated Government Jobs he Shits his pants, and he has been shitin his pants 45 - 50 times every hour. There was an 8 day span in october he averaged shittin his pants 1861 time a day. As skinny as B Rock is you can see a bulge after just 2 Billion $ spent, but now with the MJOLK Simonsloucher Trouser he can spend 250 - 300 Billion with out changeing underwear and there is still room in there for Barrny, Nancy and Harry, they like ridin dirty. During the Cash for Clunkers program he was able to hire 383,000 new Government Employee's before he had to changing his drawers. So when you see my flabby arms you'll know why. Thank you MJOLK Simonslouch, your an awnswer to my prayers. p.s. I spoke with our good friends in Stockholm, there should be a special "PRIZE" in your stocking Christmas Morning... |
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| Kaiser, Professional Blue Pants - (Average / Average Height) | 3 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
My dad, "Oldfella," and his mate "Pesty" wear these pants while working out in the squat rack doing curls. It gives them some extra push and cheat motion to bounce the bar up from their free-range organic scrotums. I think the USA is going to outlaw the pants as having a testicular advantage....aka cheating. Both wear diapers too hich fit nicely wedged in the blue trousers. ... | Eminem, detroit rock city - (Average / Average Height) | 2 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Hey my pants!... | Bjorn Gjargantischlong, Copenhagen, Earth - (Average / Average Height) | 63 useful0 not useful |
| look: Like | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
MJOLK On!! I ordered my MJOLKs with the Personal Onboard Odor Processing and Excrement Eliminating lining. It's been six weeks, and I haven't taken them off yet. I just add all of my bodily and other organic waste - food scraps, coffee grounds, egg shells, etc., and a teaspoon of lye once daily. I will have top quality organic compost in no time. The front snap is perfect for securing my multi-tool (I just wish there was another one so the pants would look more symetrical). Everyone knows me now as Mr. Personal Onboard Odor Processing and Excrement Eliminator. It's wordy, but I like it.... |
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| Robert Shrumpda Gulapsipops, India, MA - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I only eat curry, being Indian and all. Tons of curry. Boatloads. You can imagine how discomforting it was when that curry got the best of my ass control in non-slouch trousers (which I haven't worn since the simonslouch trouser was invented. I kind of forget what normal trousers are even like) By the way, that's me in the picture.... | Kevin Carroll, Syracuse, NY - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I am an alcoholic and I have lost my lisence because of mulitple DUI's. So, recently i have purchased a donkey to ride to and from the liquor store on these cold winter days. These pants are perfect for riding a Donkey, as they give ample bounce for my croch and leave my balls moist. Thanks, Lappy... | Bert & Ernie, Sesame St. - (Average / Average Height) | 16 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
We were sick and tired of Cookie monster eating all the damn cookies...so we skinned the bastard and made an outfit out of him.... | Banks, Eldorado Cafe - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful0 not useful |
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If I ever have a drink with NYNY over the holidays I'm wearing my Simonslouch's. Yes I'm that full of shit! ... | Andrew Frankel, New York, New York - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
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OMG! I love these pants! I often travel to warmer climate areas and I have suffered from severe ball chaffing...but no more! My balls can now swing free like a little girl on a tire swing. Thank you MJOLK for making my life a little less chaffing.... ... | Amsterfan, Napa,Ca - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I'm such a pantload I changed my handle from BOhannon. Now I can walk around Amsterdam showing off what a pantload I am.... | Andrew Frankel, New York, New York - (Average / Average Height) | 15 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
OMG! I love these pants! I often travel to warmer climate areas and I have suffered from sever ball chaffing...but no more! My balls can now swing free like a little girl on a tire swing. Thank you MJOLK for making my life a little less chaffing.... | B. Obama, D.C - (Thin / Tall) | 24 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
These are nice pants. Almost as sexy as house insulation and 'mom' jeans. Almost. ... | Deb Frisch, Eugene, Oregon - (Average / Short) | 30 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These are what I like to wear when cruizin' for young lesbo flesh, or small children. http://internetisforever.blogspot.com/2009/03/loldeb-frisch-gets-booked-at-lane.html You can see a picture of me modeling them here: http://tehdailysqueak.blogspot.com/2009/02/state-vs-deborah-frisch-dept.html Nonk9 (aka Dr. Deborah Ellen Frisch, aka Oregon Offender Number 1675174) ... | Allen Glines, Yuma Arizona - (Average / Average Height) | 26 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Hey, got a fat chick to hide in your pants? These babies will do it.... |
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| Big E, anytown, usa - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Finally something for the person in your life suffering from enlarged testicals. As a person suffering from testicular aggrandizement (as I like to call it!) these pants have been a welcome change from my usual attire!. With testicals the size of cantelopes I normally wear a mu-mu, two jockstraps and a pair of 5X George Foreman Boxers but with these stylish and attractive pants I no longer look like Kirstie Alley AND it takes me about twenty less minutes to urinate. While I do sometimes suffer from callous and hurtful comparisons to MC Hammer, I feel much better about myself! In addition a ferret enthousiast friend of mine says they are great for traveling! In addition he recommended that you split a couple tabs of excstacy with the ferrets before your trip but I don't know what that was all about. ... |
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| He Who Shall Not Be Named, Small Village, World - (Average / Average Height) | 8 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
AROCK- thank you for your generous offer, but no. ... | anonymous - (Muscular / Tall) | 56 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
Thanks to these fine slacks, I can get away with only changing my diaper once every two weeks before it becomes visually obvious. The smell can be easily masked with several cans of Febreeze that comfortably fit into the roomy side pockets.... | AROCK - (Thin / Tall) | 4 useful14 not useful |
| look: Poor | fit: Avg | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
FUCK ME... | Droopy, Drawers, FU - (Thin / Tall) | 13 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
I'm too sexy for these pants but I love them anyway. I soil myself frequently. Not because of a medical issue but because it feels so good when I squish around in it. Now it won't run down my legs & all over the floor so I can enjoy all that squishy delight even more ! I give them a solid B+... | He Who Shall Be Nameless, Small Village, World - (Muscular / Tall) | 7 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
FINALLY! Capri pants for men. I guess they obviate the question of "dress right" or dress left". Christ, there's enough room in that crotch to hide a rabid badger... Overall, I give this effort a solid B+. Do the shoes come with that? If not, izzok- I have a set of wooden clogs left over from my village idiot apprentice uniform. ... | Headless Horseman, Sleepy Hollow, MA - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I've been looking for my cool blue jogging top for ages, only to find that some arty bastard is wearing it for his britches! ... | Mongerel, Dogtown, Texas - (Muscular / Tall) | 16 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size small |
My cock it so long I have to roll it into a bun. Thank goodness I found these pants to disguise my embarrassing package.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 51 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I once got kicked in the balls. Now my balls are hidden, good luck trying to kick my balls now.... | Chuck Norris, Arfcom - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
In before Seagal, ... | john, overland hood - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
While hiding my gat in da hood I use these bitches. Noez one noze that I be packing da shit with these and shit. I can back a mini gun in these and post on ar15 and shit arock sent my ass yo... | Corona, Here, Now - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Pants based on Tex Avery characters' anatomy. Pure genius. ... | Michael Jackson (deceased), Neverland, CA - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Do you have them in boy's sizes?... | Ed Rendell, Philadelphia, PA - (Average / Average Height) | 107 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I'm hung like a tater tot, but I can easily store a large Pat's cheese steak in these pants and impress the ladies with my big sangwich.... | Mike Hunt, Gilmer, - (Muscular / Short) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are ideal for birthing babies at work, or croos country trips if you don't want to stop. I've filled up a 12-14 pound diaper in them without anyone noticing.... | Barry O., Washington, DC - (Average / Average Height) | 14 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I give these pants a solid B+.... | B. Johnson, Blue Sac, MI - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
There are perfect vasectomy pants. I just had my "wires crossed" so-to-speak and my goolies are swelled up like baseballs. These pants let me hang 'em and heal 'em. ... | Pepe, South Central LA - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Man, these pants are the THE BOMB! They will go great with my FUCKING PONCHO!... | Ace, NY - (Average / Short) | 30 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
I am of ewok build and these "pants" are purrrrrfect for hobo hunting. I can easily hide my trident and bottle of Val-u-Rite whilst I hobo hunt. I blend in beautifully with my enviroment.... | Jack M, Squeakhole CA - (Muscular / Short) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I compose my best epic poetry while wearing these pants.... | Corky, San Diego, CA - (Average / Average Height) | 19 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I like to wear them when I am running in the special olympics. YAAAAYYYYY.... I'm RUNNING!!!!!!... | Julio Cruz, San Jacinto, TX - (Muscular / Tall) | 10 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Ignore the haters. These are fabulous trousers, and the quality is superior to the MJOLK knock-offs that are sold at Wal*Mart and other fine retailers. From the moment I first sidled up to them with my fully-engorged hemorrhoids I was in love with them (the trousers, not the hemorrhoids). Not only do they fit well around my sculpted waist, but they envelop my spindly calves perfectly (see photo). I can't wait to wear them out in hte yard. The boys from D-Block are going to be so envious. Ciao!... |
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| Keith Olberman, New York - (Average / Average Height) | 13 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I love the fit of these shoes, they highlight my sexy legs! The pants hide my joy box and keep people guessing whether I am male or female. I am camoflauged to the word! Thank you for these shoes! I hope our wondreful President will get a pair and then we will finally make a love connection! I don't like pie, I like dark sausage.... | Anderson Cooper, Atlanta, GA - (Average / Average Height) | 8 useful3 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Please forgive me if I'm wrong here, but doesn't the model have them on backwards? ... | Amanda Hump, Wawa, WA - (Average / Average Height) | 13 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These are great for the whole family! My husband wears them as pictured, my son pulls the waistband down to show his skivvies for that gansta' look and my aged father pulls them up to his armpits (more expensive than Sansabelts but waaayyy more cool).... | Dick Hurtz, Ice Hole, AL - (Average / Average Height) | 8 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
And you thought SNUGGIES were hot!... | Walter Cronkite, New York, NY - (Muscular / Tall) | 6 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Hate | sizing: True to size |
I've suffered all my life from 'giant organ syndrome'- went into the TV news business so no one would notice. I'd sit at the anchor desk all day- only getting up after the lights went out- in shame... These new pants are the answer!!!... | Dick Cheney, Cheyenne, Wyoming - (Muscular / Short) | 48 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I have steel balls. Large ones. These pants hold everything in place that gravity has taken away.... | Dr. Al Gore, Knowitall, Tenn - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful6 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Finally something for my elephantitis sufferers. Is there a medical discount?... | Headless Horseman - (Average / Average Height) | 8 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Like | comfort: Avg | overall: Like | sizing: True to size |
These fit me much better when turned around and worn as a long sleeved shirt. Now no more cold breeze on my bloody stump, not to mention the embarrassing glances I get.... | Joe Biden, Washington, DC - (Average / Short) | 29 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I LOVE these pants!!! In fact, I already have 18 pairs, in all sorts of colors and with interesting designs on them. Well, to be honest, I don't actually own a single pair of these pants. But sometimes I wear my sweatshirts as pants and it looks really, really awesome, just like these pants!!... | Mohandas Gandhi, Black Hole, Calcutta - (Thin / Short) | 6 useful0 not useful |
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My Gandhi Pants are great in dingy white. Easy to carry Untouchables too.... | Joe Blow, Deluth, MN - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful0 not useful |
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These pants are great for sneaking children into a movie theater. Or migrant farmers across customs checks. Last week 3 undocumented carpenters built my new pool deck while me and the kids saw Avatar. They've already payed for themselves!... |
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| Barak Obmaa, Washington DC, USA - (Average / Average Height) | 35 useful50 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Whazzizzy mah nizzys? If there's one thing you know about ur prez, its that I have MONSTER BALLS. Hope and change? Biiiig balls. Nationalize healthcare to save money? HUUUUUUUGE balls. Accepting the Nobel? GIGANTIC SWINGING BALLS. I used to have to cart my low-hanging junk around in a wheelbarrow. I even had to marry a man in drag because no woman was big enough and strong enough to take them on her chin. These are the first pants I've ever owned that had enough ball room. They fit snugly over my nads and lift and separate my golden globes! I'm so happy I sent out a hundred CIA drones to kill pakis in celebration while I was picking up my peace prize! THIS SHIZZY is the BOMB DIGGETY! ... |
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| M.C. Hammer, Oakland, CA - (Average / Short) | 8 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
Ever since I had those two hit singles back in 1874, I been looking to capitalize on my dope look. Now cuz I sold my pants design to MJOLK and got down with Jesus, I got my own reality television show. And now YOU can be dope on the floor like me!... | Jeff Goldblum, Hollywood, CA - (Average / Average Height) | 2 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants saved my life, when I fell off that mountain recently. Thanks, MJOLK!!!... | Pat McGroin, Kissmee, AS - (Muscular / Short) | 14 useful0 not useful |
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Bought a pair of these and wore them with my "Three Wolves and Moon" t-shirt to my class reunion. Couldn't keep the babes offa me! SCORE!... |
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| Charles Johnson, Somehwere, California - (Average / Short) | 22 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Finally, a pair of pants that will accommodate my enormous ass. I'm telling you, being 5'4" with a ponytail and a huge, fat ass is a burden. The pimples are just salt in the wound. I buy these pants in red because, well, pimples pop. Look, the deal is this, my friends. I left the right, sure, but I still want to look good. I have thoroughly investigated the makers of these pants, and found that while they may have passed by a neo-nazi on the street at one point, which makes me a bit, ah, nervous, I have no direct evidence that they have ever belonged to the Vlams Belang. If I looked hard enough, I am pretty sure I could dig something up, but damn it all, I need these pants. No butt crack slippage when I ride my bike! Nothing says style like a fat ass in capris. Seriously. ... |
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| justin Wilson, Cajun Chef, New Oleans, LA - (Average / Average Height) | 3 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Won't ride up, I garr-un-tee!... | Harry Cox, Bucksnort, TN - (Thin / Tall) | 9 useful0 not useful |
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Three words: CHICK MAG NET!!!... | Andrew Sullivan, Pyongyang, MA - (Average / Average Height) | 85 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
I bought these for my cousin Corky, who was afflicted at birth with an extra chromosome. Corky just loves wearing his MJOLK Simonslouch Trousers during mealtime, when he gets force-fed his Mongo Chow. The MJOLK Simonslouch Trouser's unique fit affords Corky much needed extra space for when he "has an accident" and defecates in his pants, which he sometimes stews in for days on end. ... | Grumpy Old Man, Cleveland, Ohio - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful0 not useful |
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Finally!!!!!! I have been searching for years to find the proper pants to complete my druken old man Halloween outfit. After years of searching, my dreams have come true!!!! Thank you Mjolk!... | Nickie Goomba, Sacramento, CA - (Muscular / Tall) | 90 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
Here at the headquarters of the Goomba News Network we have adopted the Simonslouch for Casual Friday wear. Unfortunately, although generously cut, these trousers still fail to conceal my frighteningly large endowment. Perhaps offer these in a Milton Berle model.... | 13times, Burnt Hill - (Thin / Tall) | 11 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Like | comfort: Like | overall: Like | sizing: 1 size small |
Me mates took to wearing MJOLK trouserarmorâ?¢ while foraging for tins of pre-apocalytic era dog food and old torch batteries. Not much else to do in the wastelands but search for food and guard the gas tanker and repel rading parties. ... | Ironballs McGinty, Tulsa, Oklahoma - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
Finally, pants built to accomodate my huge nutsack. So comfortable. So worth it.... | Kenny, Downtown Tampa, FLA - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I could get my ass kicked by Jeff Goldstein in these pants, and it wouldn't hurt at all!... | Michelle Obama, Chicago City Zoo, Illinois - (Average / Average Height) | 24 useful19 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I highly recommend these pants as a tool of the trade for the professional bank robber, like myself. These pants have saved me tons of money. Why just last week after pulling a job, The cops stopped me and asked me what was in my pants, I went retard on them pulled out a colostomy bag and let them smell it. They wanted no part of that shit! All kinds a room for money, shitbags, and even a penis pump 9000! All at the same time too! ... |
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| Jeff Goldstein, San Francisco, CA - (Muscular / Tall) | 14 useful6 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1/2 size small |
One time I was out breaking someone's bones and making the rules on the internet because I'm a tough mofo, and on the internet, I make the rules, when out of nowheres these anti semites started attacking me. This is their racist rant: Jeff G talks big shit online, and isn't afraid of anything, but IRL he's a total fag or a basement-dweller. He's into computer programming, or, at the bare minimum, loves videogaming or working for RBS, the investment bank that hires a lot of fake tough guy cunts. The typical Internet Tough Guy can be found in nearly every community on LJ but often resides in his parent's basement, for at least 7 days a week, and not because he's trying to make it into an imaginary apartment, either. Usually his parents banished him to the unfinished, wet, moldy, dark basement because they couldn't stand his smell, or the fact that he is a disgrace to the family name. From furry communities to political communities, the Internet Tough Guy is one of many stock users that make up a community. This faggot is a prime example of a typical Internet Tough Guy. I could not take this hateful slur of Jews, so I proceeded to totally kick some asses. I like to break people's bones.... |
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| M. Obama, D.C. - (Average / Average Height) | 22 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Can't wait until i show these to my relatives on Kashyyyk. I can't tell you how hard it is to find decent fitting pants for a wookie... | Yosemite Sam, Hollywood, CA - (Muscular / Average Height) | 92 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
Not since Michael Maltese has such incredible sartorial splendor hit mainstream culture. MJOLK Simonslouch Trouser's...... WOW..... just WOW. R. Mapplethorpe and R. Emanuel will surely be pleased with this new offering. Thank you Mjolk!... |
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| Jeff Goldstein, I Could Kick Your Rear, Idiotland - (Thin / Short) | 12 useful3 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size small |
If I ever saw Patterico walking around in these pants, I would rip his fingers off with my switchblade before kicking his ass. Then, some ninjas would jump out of his car and call me a Jew and say they think that's bad. Oh, so NOW they are being anti-semites! Help! Come see the violence inherent in the system! I'm being oppressed! But then I kick one of the ninja's head's off with my genital, because it isn't tiny or anything like that at all. And then, I rip off my shirt, exposing my muscles and all the scars I have from being a tough guy. And then, I punch more people. Racists. I also am good looking and have a really sweet car. Like a 1937 Bugatti made of gold. I'm so amazing and tough. And I will kick someone's ass if they ever cross my way. No kidding. I can totally do it, too.... |
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| Humpty Dumpty, Fairytaleland - (Muscular / Short) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
The lower half of my body is shaped like these pants. they fit like a leotard and I always wear them with those shoes.... | Osama Bin Rockin, Caketown - (Average / Average Height) | 11 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I personally dont own a pair of these awesome pants but my manservant/lover muhammed ben-durka does. Many times i was saved from the great satan by hiding in his MJOLK pants. My only complaint was that i had to tuck my beard in otherwise it would tickle muhammeds gooch forcing him to giggle uncontrollably, so mebe in teh future you could make them just a teensy bit more roomy. kthxbai... | Mister Tan, Tehran, Iran - (Thin / Average Height) | 27 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
I don't get it. What's so special about wearing your 6 year old daughter's tights on backwards?... | Jimmah, South Park CO - (Average / Average Height) | 47 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I give these pants a solid B+... | Eric, Florida - (Average / Average Height) | 7 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Hate | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I am so angry! Why is there not a "extra dumpy dump-ass" size option? It seems as though the only fit is a regular dump-ass. Well let me tell you something, MJOLK Simonslouch - a run of the mill dump-ass just isn't gonna cut it for this cool cat!... | Ghandi - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful1 not useful |
| look: Avg | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Why you steal my pants?!?... | Chad, Columbus ohio - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are the best! There's plenty of room for my junk, and when the wind blows I get a bit of a thrill up my leg. I like these pants so much, I've begun walking all bow-leggy, just like the guy in the picture!... | M Montgomery, Santa Fe, NM - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
When traveling to and from ferret-legging competitions, what fashion accessory could better combine luggage capacity, gnawing pain-innurement training, and that special, curious "Long Loving Look From the Ladies!!!" My personal best is now just short of 20 minutes by European ferret-legging rules, a whopping 100% increase!!!. Thank you, Mjolk!! ... |
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| The Drizzle, Awesometown, Kentucky - (Average / Average Height) | 16 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are the only ones capable of safely holding the midget I keep in my pants-crotch. Plenty of room for my diminutive friend, so he can safely relax while he massages my scrote. The back pocket hold 1-2 sandwiches, so my small friend won't go hungry! All in all, I give the pants a BIG thumbs up! My pants midget would also give them thumbs up, but his thumbs are resting comfortably in my anus.... | Brett Talon, Perth - (Thin / Tall) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
They capture my farts well enough.... | BMOC, Harvard - (Average / Average Height) | 20 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I hate backpacks, these pants (with the optional file organizer) let me carry around a full days school load. Now when a professor asks me if I pulled that answer out of my ass, I can answer a definitive yes! Thanks MJOLK!... | Les Goiter, New York, NY - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Are these pants magical? Well, they were for me. I developed a rather large growth in my private parts and the shear pain of putting on my pants was making me consider kilts. Just a couple of days after wearing my "magic" Mjolk's the growth began to disappear. Just amazing.... |
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| Big Loompa, Chicago, IL - (Average / Average Height) | 15 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Thanks, MJOLK for saving me from total embarrassment! I went to a local instant tanning salon hoping to get a healthy glow before I went back to see the family for thanksgiving. "Want to try our new special formula?", the laday behind the counter asked. Normally I'm cautious about such things, but she was hot. What a mistake. I was orange from head to toe with some kinda Bruce Banner freak experimental solution. I couldn't wash it off and it still hasn't faded. What has this to do with MJOLK's awesome trousers? Well after a couple of frantic days, I stumbled onto this website. A beam of light broke through the clouds and illuminated my screen and I could hear the choruses of angels as I completed my order. This simple divine transaction has saved me from ridicule as I have been able to transform myself into a giant Oompa Loompa. The have even paid for themselves as I have been booked solid for weeks by candy and toy stores to bring the kids in during the holidays. It looks like I'll even have a CD in the works to launch my new singing career. Thanks for the diaper pants, MJOLK!... |
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| Charlie Gibson, Ny, NY - (Average / Average Height) | 12 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
Papa Smurf? Never heard of him.... | B.H. Obama, Chicago, IL - (Thin / Tall) | 17 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Like | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I give them a solid B+.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Avg | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Hate | sizing: True to size |
Who the heck buys GAY bowling shoes?... | U. Bolt, M Bay. JAM - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Hate | comfort: Love | overall: Avg | sizing: True to size |
I hate these things. I wore them once, I finished second.... | G.L Jones - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I find these roomy pants to be fantastic for sequestering carbon. ... | Andrew, Sullivan - (Average / Average Height) | 11 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I LOVE these pants. The fit! The style! The way I can hide a horney Puerto Rican midget in them and no one ever notices! Wait till I blog about these. You are going to sell millions... | G., Malour - (Average / Average Height) | 11 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Before I got these pants, I never, ever got laid and I could never understand why. Now I wear these bad boys every day and I still never get laid....but at least I now have a reason.... | bub, WA, ACORN, WA - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
To bub, WA: Maybe your shallowness flows through like the crotchfolds of the pants. Maybe the uptight conservative dresser thinks, "hey, i'll just wear basic clothes not not wear my psyche on my arm, or my nutsack." Gotta run. Pokemon is gonna have a three-way with Smurfette. Hope and Change.... | Leo D., Caprio - (Muscular / Tall) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Like | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Like | sizing: True to size |
I have long suffered from testicular elephantitus which I picked up in Tanzania last January when I was smuggling ivory. Needless to say, dragging around two basketballs between my knees was not a joke, though people sure laughed like it was. Now I wear these and no one can see my gigantic cahonnes and they don't laugh....which is good since I now also suffer from leprosy. It has not been a good year.....except for these pants!... | Charles Johnson, San Francisco, CA - (Thin / Average Height) | 24 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
What can I say? Honestly these pants are so comfortable they have convinced me to give up bike riding entirely, and concentrate my attack on the right wing smear merchants full time. ... | Al, Gore - (Average / Average Height) | 8 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
It's totally what those 4chan gays wear while they are typing on their Mom's computer. If you have ever wanted to look like those 4chan gays wear while they are typing on their Mom's computer, or the gay that runs right wing crazy web site Ace of Spades, you are so lucky. Buy these beautiful trousers immediately. They help fight global warming.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I am women and I go crazy every time I see my boyfriend in these pants, especially when he is wearing his wolf shirt. I can't wait to pull his bulging three incher out from the comfort waist band and just go wild. ... |
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| Bayayo, Deekenpants, CA - (Average / Average Height) | 69 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
First of all, I would like to thank MJOLK. You guys really changed my life. I used to be insecure, ashamed, laughed at, and most of all - uncomfortable. It all started when I reached the tender age of 13 when my dick started grow at an alarming rate. I tried everything from play-dough, to hair gel, to cement..but nothing was able to stop the enlargement until I finally gave up and was forced to live my life in shame of being the only Filipino guy with a 15" cock. I felt marginalized and shunned due to lack of clothing created specifically for people like me, who suffer from having a monstrous penis. That was until I discovered MJOLK Simonslouch Trouser in Blue Organic Cotton Jersey. I couldn't believe how easy it was for me to walk around without being stared at by women! Now I feel a lot more confident about myself..and my dick size thanks to you, MJOLK! You're the best!... |
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| David, hotel, california - (Muscular / Tall) | 37 useful6 not useful |
| look: Avg | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I used to be lazy, jobless and had a horrible stench! I stole enough money to buy this pair of bad ass pants and now I am no longer black. I am now a successful white business man with no more AIDS.... | Former woman, Sin City - (Average / Tall) | 13 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I was a woman, until I combinded these bad boys with the 3 wolf moon shirt. Now I have an 8" dick and I'm fucking all the ladies around here. THANK YOU SOO MUCH MJOLK!!!!... | Henry Mudkips, TA - (Average / Average Height) | 29 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These trousers are simply amazing! I was shot in the abdomen and asshole a few years a ago when a bunch nigga punks tried to steal my ride, I fucked up one of them but the other lazy shit didn't wanna battle proper so he pulled out a gun, like the pussy he is, and shot me. The bullet damaged my large colon and a bullet fragment ripped my sphincter to shit. I have been shitting in a bag ever since. With these bad boys I can hide my shitbag right under my asshole and no one even notices! How amazing is that? Thanks MJOLK, you make shitting myself OK. ... | Anon, wa,wa - (Average / Average Height) | 28 useful6 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I came... | Marc, JHB, South Africa - (Thin / Tall) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
I bought a MJOLK and wore it on the weekend, needless to say, I got sooo much attention from the ladies... but then on Monday, I came back from school only to find my mom made a hole in my sac area so that my head could fit through!! I must admit though, I wear it with the hole now and I can poop wherever I want! Thanks MJOLK!... | C. Mongler - (Thin / Tall) | 14 useful0 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
These pants ruined my life. I arrived at a Halloween party, and I hadn't noticed they were on backwards. Needless to say, everyone laughed at me, so I crapped in the punch bowl and stole a pair of golf shoes.... | katy - (Thin / Short) | 8 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up MJOLK's* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 buy random pantz liek these ^_^... lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of MJOLKses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~* ... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful113 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful60 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful50 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful74 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful55 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | David - (Average / Average Height) | 39 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Man, for real. I'm a big guy, and I always have trouble finding pants. These things are a GODSEND! The big dip in the middle is perfect for tucking my huge beer belly into, nobody is ever the wiser! The pockets are great too. I went to the club last night with these badboys on, along with my Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. I got so many bitches, it's not even funny.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 72 useful74 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Thin / Short) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
i used to have to wear the waistband of my pants down by my ass to get the crotch that low. now, thanks to MJOLK i can have the uber low ghetto crotch, with the security of the waistband being in the correct place so i dont accidentely my penis... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 103 useful106 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful68 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful86 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | Samuel McCowsky, Omaha, Nebraska - (Muscular / Short) | 14 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
My cat died last week, being run over. I went on retail therapy to cheer myself up and bought these pants. A week later, I went to finally put them on, any earlier reminded me of my recently deceased kitten. To my surprise, curled up inside my pants drawer on inside of these pants was my little cat! These pants have the power to raise the dead, and my manhood.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful63 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful88 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | Charlie, Dayton,. OH - (Muscular / Average Height) | 2 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants will probably revolutionize the clothing world as we know it today. I can go to the elemetery schools and look at the kids and no one will see my huge erected manhood. I once hid a full grown 6 year old boy in these pants sucking me off for candy, and no one noticed. Mind you, this was actually outside the school with lots of teachers around. It was great.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 2 useful96 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful5 not useful |
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hahahahah they look like you but a tshirt on without a hole for your head xD8!!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful48 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | 4chan.org, raandddooommmmmmm - (Average / Average Height) | 0 useful124 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
LOL hey guys, we're from 4chan.org on the "/b" board and we're raising the reviews on this thing to try to be funny and make people this its cool lol! Come on over if you get the chance, we're pretty cool people.... | Pedo Bear, Tokyo, Japan - (Muscular / Short) | 5 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
When I go out to find little girls I can stash them in these pants and run away really fast, afterwards I put on a bear costume and I DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING ~Desu... | David, New York - (Average / Average Height) | 12 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Yesterday my gf broke up with me. Today she was me wearing this pant and she felt on knees, start crying, beg me to come back ... and you know what, i wont cause i have all the chicks i want now ! CHEERS MJOLK !... | David, Sydney, Sydney - (Muscular / Tall) | 21 useful0 not useful |
| look: Like | fit: Like | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
I've been having problems with my stool lately, and have not been able to pass my Feces as well as I've been accustomed to in the past. after wearing these badboys, I've been able to pass my stool much easier! It feels so good just to be able to put these pants on and go go go without having to stop for a toilet break. infact It wont stop! I've been going for about 3 days solid (pun intended) Overall a good pair of pants if you've been racked with the same ailment that i've had.... |
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| swine flu - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Avg | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
As a profesional best buy thief these pants are a god send, no longer do i have to wear a big thick coat and look suspicious as i walk in and as all of the stolen goods such as TVs Washing machines Fridges etc. all fit nicely between my legs with room to spare I can walk out without being suspisious aswell! I LOVE THESE PANTS... | Jonny, Arkansas - (Muscular / Tall) | 23 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I'm an alpha-male, and these pants make all the bitches want my cock. This combined with the 3 wolf moon shirt is an unstoppable woman magnet.... | Brent Watkins, Chicago Illinois - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I returned from Iraq about a year ago. I lost my entire squad in a firefight in Fallujah, I suffered a brain trauma, and have PTSD. The nightmares were too much to bear. I was about to give up and an hero until I saw these awesome pants. MJOLK just saved my life, thank you MJOLK.... | Nigz, Compton - (Muscular / Average Height) | 137 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
YO NIGGA I BE BRINGIN HOME DA BACON IN DEEZ SHITZ I CAN FIT LIKE 5 PORTERHOUSE STEAKS IN THEEZ BITCHES YO AND JUST WALK RIGHT OUT DA SOTRE I CAN ALSO FIT MY GIRFRIEND IN THUR HELL YEAH GUYZ YOU CHEANGED MAH LYFE... | anonymous - (Thin / Tall) | 4 useful5 not useful |
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| io, NL - (Average / Average Height) | 2 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Loads of pen0r space "free willie style". Luv it! I think this wil start a new fashion era.... | Annonimouse, E, World - (Average / Average Height) | 74 useful3 not useful |
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I am 12 and WTF is this shit?????... | Steven, Indianapolis, IN - (Thin / Average Height) | 11 useful0 not useful |
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I love these pants! Feels like I'm walking on air!... | Scout - (Thin / Short) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
Whenever I wear these bad boys, I can confidently stand on the freakin' point!... | Anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 7 useful4 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
For information on these badass pants and where to get them go to www.ebaumsworld.com... | anonymouse, null, CA - (Muscular / Tall) | 14 useful3 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
coming from ebaumsworld, I LOVE IT... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 31 useful5 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
loool Ebaumsworld was heeeere lol ... | Poppa Smurf, Here - (Average / Average Height) | 22 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
FINALLY some pants that can hold my ridiculously long cheesy schlong. 5 Stars!... | i ripped this off another nigger, i am not racist - (Average / Average Height) | 763 useful36 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
the majority of people who commented this are from a site called Ebaumsworld, in the catogory "Live Chat" or "LC". A bunch of kids who wear pantsuits everyday and cant stand people wearing different clothes. As you can see, there minds has been crumpeled by hentai flash games, shit job, lack of girls and overall pride.... | Desu, NYC, NY - (Thin / Short) | 1 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
i think this pants are pretty awasome guy. room for penis or shits and doesn't afrarid of anything... | Loli, Ny - (Average / Average Height) | 335 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Finaly found it ! Yesterday i saw a guy with this pant in the sub ... it made my pussy so wet ...... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 54 useful3 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Here is a photo of me wearing these pants: http://lastmeasure.zoy.org/ I hope you like it plus one to anyone with these pants!~... | Tom, Tommerson - (Muscular / Tall) | 81 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
These pants saved my life. First I wore them to my job interview at the bank and totally got the job on the spot when the manager saw my pants. Then when i was walking home I stepped on a rake and it shot between my legs at lightening speed. Fortunately there is about a foot between the crotch of these pants and your actual crotch, so I was saved an expensive trip to the ER. Not to mention these bad boys look so fucking cool. Go ahead, be the envy of all your friends...buy them.... | loli, Wien - (Average / Tall) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Love | comfort: Hate | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I can poop on them, w/o using a toilet, thats awesome!... | Anonymous, Sheffield, Colorado - (Muscular / Tall) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These bottoms are like a shit sack for me. i just walk about, then whenever i need a shit i just drop one, the shit won't then smear all over my hairy arse and require me to be plucking shit out of my arse hairs. Ingenius invention!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 319 useful5 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
this http://www.spankwire.com/One-of-the-scariest-videos-out-there-Mature/video51835/ will never happen whilst wearing these pants... | snacks, fourchan, b - (Muscular / Tall) | 6 useful215 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Like | overall: Avg | sizing: 1/2 size large |
"the majority of people who commented this are from a site called 4chan, in the catogory "random" or "/b/". A bunch of kids who wear tracksuits everyday and cant stand people wearing different clothes. As you can see, there minds has been crumpeled by hentai porn, no job, lack of women and overall self esteem." I LOVE BOXXY... | David Davidson - (Average / Average Height) | 113 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Holy fuck these are amazing. I haven't got this much pussy since I bought the 'born to roam' Wolf shirt. ... | Arihensley, Satan, Shit head - (Thin / Tall) | 2 useful1 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: -- | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: True to size |
Is fashion so unoriginal that it goes ripping off the Smurfs?... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 17 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
protip: 1. Buy these pants 2.????? 3.PROFIT!!... | FUCKYOU, I'M AN ANTEATER. - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful3 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
This pants is the closest thing to wearing a skirt than actually wearing a skirt. Thanks for helping me and the rest of the world with being more of a fag. ... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 29 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
omg $117? thank god Christmas is just around the corner, i am gonna get my mum to buy me a pair. can't wait... | bub, WA - (Average / Average Height) | 20 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I love the symbolism of conformity vs freedom in the transition between loose-fitting and clingy. wearing these reminds us that no human should live in the straight-jacket grip of the crowd. thanks Mjolk!!... | Vlad, Vice, NJ - (Average / Average Height) | 37 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants made my power level go over 9000. I can't help but pretend i'm a mudkip whilst wearing these little gems. They make me feel like I just came.... | Augustus, Foquer - (Thin / Short) | 21 useful3 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
I've come again to write a review because there are tons of awful, non-objective and indignating reviews. I do not condone with this manner of getting costumers. As such, I will never buy pants at this website again. I recomend everyone reading this review to go to another store.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 235 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
This is a severe warning to all possible future buyers. Please be warned that wearing these pants together with the three wolf moon T-shirt will cause you to instantly be absorbed into the force due to pure awesomeness. That is all.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 98 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
surely, on the 7th day, god created MJOLK... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
You look like a stuck up fag in this pants. If that's your goal. Must buy.... | Yung un - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Smurfette digs me. Who awesome? ... | GAban, USC,sucks - (Average / Average Height) | 44 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I LOVE THESE Trousers!!!! if you got a small manhood, then this is a must have. it is so loose that women cant tell that im rocking a 2incher, and by the time they find out, it is too late. also good for stealing stuff at walmart, since no one can tell im stealing all the cool pokemon and yugioh cards. ... | Elton John, DSFARGEG - (Average / Average Height) | 12 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
This pants is da shit. Suddenly all the blokes round town want to do me and if they do me noone will notice my anal leakage afterwards. THANKS... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 47 useful4 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
HAI GUISE. This pants are the best ever!!! When I was a young boy I used to have a small penis, and my uncle wouldnt rape me with buttsecks. But now, wearing this awesome pants, my penis have grown over 9000 inches long, and my whole family has homosexual anal fucking with me. THANKS!... | Jeff, Chigago, IL - (Muscular / Tall) | 1 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Like | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I've been getting much more attention from women lately, thanks to these incredible trousers!!!... | jamie23, melbourne - (Thin / Short) | 53 useful181 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
god damn all these idiots posting ridiculous shit, stop making fun of this product, i know these pants are a bit different, but trust me, these are going to be the shit in a few months. these will be huge and all you dickheads will regret ever making fun of them. ... | joan raptor, bangor maine - (Average / Average Height) | 25 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I have a friend who was accidentally beheaded in a bathroom puking incident and these would work perfectly as a shirt for her.... | nigger, Nigger, PA - (Average / Average Height) | 35 useful32 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
niggers niggered my niggering nigger FAGGOT WHORE CUNT FUCK TARD... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 3 useful2649 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
the majority of people who commented this are from a site called 4chan, in the catogory "random" or "/b/". A bunch of kids who wear tracksuits everyday and cant stand people wearing different clothes. As you can see, there minds has been crumpeled by hentai porn, no job, lack of women and overall self esteem.... | Tabby'sMan - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Holy mother of god. I used to have to wear an upside-down t-shirt in order to get this kind of comfort but now I'll never have to sew up another neck hole. Thanks Revolve!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants fit me. These pants "get" me. What more can I say? They are worth every penny. I am buying more.... | Ano Nymous, Herp, DP - (Average / Average Height) | 19 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
THESE PANTS CURED MY AIDS... | Jozef Fritzl, Sidney - (Thin / Short) | 15 useful0 not useful |
| look: Avg | fit: Avg | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
When i used to take a dump in my regular pants i always got strange look. But no more, with this simonslouch trousers i can shit in public without anyone noticing. ... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I would have to say that buying this product has changed me forever. Since buying it I lost 60 pounds, I got promoted to vice-president of my company, before I got these I was a janitor there. I would reccomend this to everyone, from teenagers to senoirs, it will make you healthy. MJOLK because you'll be saying OLK everytime... | anonymous - (Muscular / Short) | 35 useful6 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Poor | comfort: Poor | overall: Hate | sizing: 1 size large |
| aussiesrule01, melbourne - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful7 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIANS. ... | Augustus, Foquer - (Thin / Short) | 37 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
Much people don't know about penis compression. Jeans cause this, and because of this, a penis will never grow to it's full size. Although these shoes are pretty, the pants that come with it are the true magic. If you take a close look at these pants, you'll notice the extremely huge bag in the middle; some people call it stupid, I call it functional. Since my penis is not compressed anymore, ever since I bought these my penis grew 3 inches. Now my girlfriend can't enough of my 4 inch penis. Thanks Revolve Clothing!... | Ebaumsworld.com, Ebaum - (Average / Average Height) | 51 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Dude sweet pants I'm going to buy a pair to hang myself in. Take that world!!... | Danny Devito, District 9 - (Average / Average Height) | 17 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I love these FUCKING TROUSERS. It's like i put awesome sauce on my junk. all the ladies stare. ... | G Coxon, London - (Average / Average Height) | 7 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
As worn by damon albarn at night! FACT! ... | Hugh Cojones, Santa Fe, New Mexico - (Average / Average Height) | 55 useful19 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Like | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Love these pants, a bit tight around the crotch though...... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 3 useful11 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
THESE PANTS ARE SO WIN... | anonymous - (Muscular / Tall) | 18 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I jackoff in these as it allows me to spread my legs and fit both my hands. Also when I pop one, everyone will know as I want them to.... | anon - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
olololololololoolooolololololol... | Eric Baum, Columbus, GA - (Muscular / Short) | 49 useful34 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
LOL I CAME HERE FROM EBAUMSWORLD.COM!!!! THANKS EVERYONE FOR POSTING REAL FUNNY JOKEZ!!!!!... | jonesy28, paris, texas - (Average / Average Height) | 666 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
my girlfriend is a midget, and with these pants, i can keep her in between my legs sucking on my manhood all day long. MJOLK is a genius. ... | non, NY - (Average / Average Height) | 38 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
with these pants i turn sunday into funday!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 16 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These trousers are amazing I once got a boner and none saw it.... | Proud Father, America - (Average / Average Height) | 108 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
A few months, my son came out of the closet and told me he was gay. It was the most difficult thing I've ever had to deal with. I was speechless and furious, I didn't know what to do. I tried everything to turn him straight again but nothing seemed to work. A friend told me I should try buying him a pair of MJOLK Simonslouch trousers, which seemed messed up to me, but I was willing to try anything. Sure enough, after wearing these pants for a day he was straight as fuck. He started beating me up, having orgies in the basement with tons of hot girls, started smoking and driving our car like that Tokyo Drift movie, I'm so proud.... |
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| sooti, thailaNd - (Average / Average Height) | 70 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
The last time i wear these next week was when i saw her and we get married six years ago. She is hippo though, soon to be lioness. My english not good sorry these pants stone my world though.... | jimmy k, orange - (Average / Average Height) | 137 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I love these, i always love the feeling when my balls flop around and rub on my thighs when i walk around the house naked. now i can get the same feeling in public without looking like a nudist freak. ... | Sherbert, Melbourn - (Muscular / Tall) | 13 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Best pants I ever had, fits like a glove and I can't take them off because it's a tight glove, but that doesn't matter now. So talking about gloves... This could actually be a nice glove for an alien with 2 fingers and a huge hand, true story, takes my back to the summer of 69 when I punched a faggot in the face with a glove.... | my name chow, chinese - (Average / Average Height) | 6 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
herro i hav pant to buy no com to me? you help in mail. thankyou please my name is chow... | Anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 270 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
This is My favourite thing to masturbate in. I always come in these pants as i use the soft, blue cotton and repeatedly jerk my shaft off. Before I bought this pants, I could only come about once or twice a day. But now, I usually come over 9000 times a day!!! The child pornography helps too! Thanks MJOLK!... | bART, earth - (Average / Average Height) | 163 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I truly love everything from REVOLTINGclothing.com ^0^... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 22 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Eric Baum recommended these to me. I know him through the extra testicles Anonymous support group. Typically, finding comfortable pants to accommodate my parasitic twin that was absorbed into my sac can be quite difficult, but now I let my boys (all 3.75 of them) snuggle in relative polyester comfort. ... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 3 useful64 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Hey. I am a /b/tard, and I love these pants. Pefect for wearing when I fapping in public, cause I like to use two hands, and this iss purfect fer thatq. 3=^__^=D... | anon404, /b/ - (Average / Average Height) | 11 useful8 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are greate if u like poopy sex !... | Tommy, Timbers - (Muscular / Short) | 0 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Thanks Revolve clothing, these are the next big thing!... | Ele Phant, Africa Wildlife Park, Kongo - (Muscular / Tall) | 530 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
This is just fantastic for animals like me who have an elephant dick. Now I'm not just getting hunted for my ivory, but also for my thight pants and my huge dick, which wants to rape your ass.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
HOLY FUCKING HELL JUST LOOK AT THESE MOTHER FUCKING PANTS!!! even Jesus Christ HIMSELF would cum all over these!!! ... | alfred, melbourne - (Thin / Average Height) | 20 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
i love, that is all i can say. these are fantastic, i can't wait for all the hipsters and indie kids to start wearing them. finally a new look that i agree with. thank you MJOLK!!!... | Corky - (Thin / Tall) | 16 useful3 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size small |
i am adult down syndrom boy mom bought me these and all i do is wear them i nevr take them off and why would want to hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha banana colored pants!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 12 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I LOVE these pants,although I think they should have the pockets around the knees for a more realistic effect.... | Ned Flanders, Springfield - (Average / Average Height) | 697 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Awesome, Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all,... | ann o'nannamis, france - (Average / Average Height) | 62 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
i was a lonely white nerd with a tiny penis, i bought these pants and suddenly i grew a secondary ten inch penis. i love you revolve, i get so much pussy now girls walk up to me and kiss me, if you buy these pants you can double team girls by yourself. fuck yeah... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 11 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I am women and I find my man sexy in these pant.... | Tyreese Jerome, Florida State Federal Penitentiary - (Thin / Average Height) | 161 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Like | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
Bitches don't even know I be wearin Depends unda my MJLOKs. BALLIN!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 18 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
This is like the wolf shirt of the trousers world. I especially like the clever little tab, which is great for hanging my key rings on (I am a janitor and have lot's of king rings.) Everyone always used to ask me why I limped, but now, with these pants, my legs can stay warm and my metal braces can be displayed. (Handicapable PRIDE!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 143 useful7 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I am a nigger and I love these pants for storing obcene amounts of Chickin and Watermelon. If you try really hard, you can store up to 5 watermelons in these pants. They are graet. Also, the game.... | sabrina - (Average / Average Height) | 90 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
these trousers conceal my chasity pants well! hurr durrr! ... | mouse, cum - (Average / Average Height) | 50503 useful140 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Finally a pair of pants I can comfortably put my dick sucking midget in.... | Bob, Darwin - (Average / Average Height) | 11 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
these pants helped me graduate from my arts degree! thanks!!... | Danny, Hiroshima - (Muscular / Tall) | 59 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are awesome. Plain and simple. It's like wearing nothing at all. My balls get to dangle back and forth, left and right, without something getting in the way. Feels fresh and like my scrotum gets to breathe more. I like them a lot.... | A.n hero, . - (Average / Average Height) | 71 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Being doubly incontinent, i find these pants to be the perfect fashion accessory that i can wear with both my catheter and colostomy bag. Thanks MJOLK, you really are a lifesaver.... | David Davidson, Alabama, Wisconsin - (Muscular / Average Height) | 66 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I mean, what's not to love about these trousers? it's like wearing nothing at all and wearing everything at the same time. i mean look at that fucking inseam. and that flap thing with a button? i don't know why it's there, but i know why they put it there (y'know what i'm saying?) I rock these with a tank top cut halfway up to my belly button and i cream myself everytime i look in the mirror. Shit is so cash!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 24 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
This pants are fucking awesome. I get to hide my erection during my mothers funeral yesterday. I even intalled a vibrator and came buckets at her funeral while thinking of CP. I love these pair of pants!!!... | Anne O. Niemus - (Average / Average Height) | 35 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Oh, baby... Nngh. I think I'm halfway to climax just from the picture. These pants are made of sex, and not just any sex, the wet and sticky kind.... | ULTIMATE NIGGER - (Thin / Average Height) | 53 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Like | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
I just walked out of a store with 3 watermelons hidden in my crotch. Thanks MJOLK, you've turned a lazy nigger into the ULTIMATE NIGGER... | Baraq, DC - (Muscular / Tall) | 193 useful14 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
I am black. I like these pants. ... | Pope, Vatican City, Vatican - (Average / Tall) | 13 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
if jesus were alive today, he would definatly have these pants.... | 3==D, ~ ~ ~~ - (Thin / Average Height) | 7 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Like | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size large |
Hell yes I'd pay $117 to look like a retarded nigger. I know what all of my welfare check is going towards... | Anon, Smitzenkoph - (Average / Average Height) | 559 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I used to dread jumping jacks in gym. Do you know how it feels going day by day knowing the horrible feeling of security between your legs will never cease? I thought not. Thank you Revolve clothing, for now the pants are Rocky Balboa and my scrotum is the training meat.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful57 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
these pants allow room for my oversized penis. thanl you... | Darnell Williams, Atlanta GA - (Muscular / Tall) | 12 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
Deeze pants gots room fo all uh mah nigga nutz. FUK YEA THEY GREAT!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 5 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Oh these pants are AMAZING it's so easy to conceal a dildo hanging half out of my arse with these life savers.... | superfap, rfehjwv ecc - (Average / Average Height) | 309 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
With these pants i can pretend i have tiny little legs like a midget... | faggot, faggot land, /b/ - (Average / Average Height) | 536 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I fucking can't wait to see all the scene kids wearing those. It'll be rather hard to kick them in the vagina now :(... | David Davidson, NY, NY - (Average / Average Height) | 9208 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
1. Two months ago I was diagnosed with AIDS. 2. I bought these pants. 3. I recieved said bought pants. 4. I wore said recieved, bought pants. 5. I no longer have no AIDS. These pants cured my AIDS.... | Superhipster - (Thin / Tall) | 38 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
sometimes it's nice to know you have a pair of (pretty cheap) pants(?) in case theres a flood. and shit, with that dropped crotch where the fuck can you go wrong? hipster must have.... | Anal, Penetration - (Muscular / Tall) | 6 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I just LOVE my MJOLK simonslouch trouser. I love the comfort and space left for my cockenballs. I love the fact that I can cut a hole in them and wear them as a shirt in desperate times but most of all I love the way men just flock toward me when I am wearing them! I have seriously picked up every time I wore these bad boys to my favourite gay club. The designer must be really really in touch with his sexuality. ... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 2 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These are the J-Lo of pants, and she was from the block. That means that you too can be from the block! Ever wanted to slang crack? Fuck you need these pants, imagine a world without North Korea: That is these pants!... | McLovin - (Thin / Tall) | 52 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I keep my cat in these... | Nidal, Hasan - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Like | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I ordered these pants and the shipping got lost over in Boston, which meant I couldn't wear them to my hot date that night, needless to say I became enraged and you know the rest... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 44 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I sincerely believe that if Mark Twain were alive today, he would endorse these pants, I wore them to my grandmother's funeral and no one could see my large, hearty erection. Thanks MJOLK!... | jasper conran, versachi tower - (Average / Average Height) | 20 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
wow this design really shows unflinching design pragmatism coupled with high-end fabrics and artisan craftsmanship.Either that or one of your designers is doing way too much crack in his lunch break.seriously what the fug were you guy thinking.... | Howard , London - (Average / Average Height) | 15 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
In the past i've had trouble concealing physical excitement when I'm in the presents of females, but these pants allow me the freedom of movement and coverage of genitals to overcome these social obstacles. I am forever grateful. ... | anonymous - (Muscular / Tall) | 32 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I killed Grandma with these... ... | anonymous - (Thin / Tall) | 7 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I LOVE these pants! You can crap whenever you like, and there's no noticeable lumps :D... | herp derp, herp derp derp derp - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?... | å??à¤?è??, China - (Average / Average Height) | 4 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Has anyone really been far as decided to use MJOLK even go want to do look more like a tard?... | Anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 512 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
When I wear these pants, I really feel like I can go far as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Thank you MJOLK.... | Lance, Cleveland - (Thin / Tall) | 1 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: 1/2 size small |
amazing. now i have something to wear during the tricycle phase of the tour de france.... | David Davidson, Auckland, New Zealand - (Muscular / Tall) | 5 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
YEE NIGGA DATS WAT I AM TALKING BOUTTTTT DIZ PANTS IS THE CASH YALL NIGGAZ DONT NO WAT IM TALKIN BOUT DEN I WHIP OUT DEEZ MUDDAFUKAZ AND DAYUM BITCH GET ALL DOZE BIATCHES ALL OVER MY HORSEDIIKKKK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGGGGAAAAAAAAA... | mark anonymous, new east sussex, Canberra - (Average / Tall) | 5 useful50 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: -- | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: True to size |
I don't understand. The ad is for pants but the deion is for shoes?... | Bruno, Austria - (Average / Average Height) | 48 useful2 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: True to size |
Ich wish Ich could put these pants on a train and send them to Auschwitz. A definite nicht nicht.... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 34 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These go perfectly with my hello kitty helmet and muppet drool bib... | Anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 21 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I let my kitty ride in the pouch. :3 So kawaii desu~... | FRESH PRINCE, BEL-AIR - (Average / Average Height) | 44 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY JUMPER GOT FLIPPED ,TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE SO JUST SIT RIGHT THERE ILL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME A TARD PANT WEARER OF BEL-AIR... | Faggot, West Hollywood - (Average / Average Height) | 91 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
THESE PANTS CURED MY AIDS!!!... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 27 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I'm from the streets, and I live a rough lifestyle. These lovely trousers enable me to steal watermelons and jump chain link fences with relative ease.... | McJagger, DC - (Average / Average Height) | 127 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Jesus Christ these are awesome. Now I just need a corn cob pipe and flannel vest and the universe is going to freeze from my coolness.... | Darelldatruewario, game - (Thin / Tall) | 19 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
So I waz tryina get wid diz crue, ride?N But dey waz all liek u don ang wid us, u ain gots no tard pants But den i jus bouht deez an is like woooo man u's all lookin liek us an ima tru chief R O My ninjaz... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 29 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I am a women and everytime I see a man in these pants, I start breathing heavy, my nipples harden, and I can't wait to tuck down the waist band just enough to pull his hard, bulging 3incher out and go crazy. Especially effective when combined with a wolf shirt and coloured toe socks. ... | Fred, Detroit - (Thin / Short) | 30 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I bought these as part of a halloween costume. I spraypainted them green and went as Frogger. Everything was going great until some guy hit me with a truck. Love the pants though.... | tardburgular, hospital - (Average / Average Height) | 56 useful16 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
hurr durr ima lurve dem tard pants .i can put ma pudding down the front and da nurse dont know hurr durr... | David, Philly, PA - (Muscular / Short) | 70 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I bought these god forsaken pants after reading all the reviews like a dipshit. I got fired from my job, my wife is divorcing me, the judge says I'm an unfit parents and I won't get custody of the kids, my landlord kicked me out, I got dysentary, and I hate all of you. BUT JESUS CHRIST THEY MAKE MY ASS LOOK AWESOME!... |
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| David D. Davidson, Internet - (Thin / Tall) | 126 useful116 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I've been looking for pants like this for what seems like over nine thousand years. I remember when 'tard pants' were in style, I believe Rick Astley was still popular then. When I wore them around the house, my father would look so disappoint and my mom would get scared but they didn't understand. Great to see them making a comeback. They do make it very uncomfortable to do barrel rolls but that's a small sacrifice in order to look this cash.... | boxxxy, the home of the dammed - (Average / Average Height) | 10 useful127 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Question ..Does the item fit your body well? Was it tight or loose in certain areas? Answer ...Are you taking the piss???... | anonymous - (Average / Average Height) | 9 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I've always had trouble finding tard pants to accommodate my oversized testicals, but this wonderful innovation does the trick! Thanks MJOLK! ... | Willy, Kentucky - (Average / Average Height) | 34 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I like to sit in basement, play WoW and eat chipwiches. My balls always get so itchy and it's a pain having to unzip jeans to really get down there, and the crotch of sweatpants wears out too fast. Since buying this, problems solved.... | 3.14, Gangsta pie - (Average / Average Height) | 30 useful230 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I'm behind 7 proxies... | Sally, Seattle, WA - (Thin / Short) | 101 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
My son was always getting beat up at school because he had no fashion sense. I bought him these pants and now he rules the playground. Kids still make fun of him, but he roundhouse kicks them in the face. The are the goddamned air jordons of pants.... | Sue, Perman - (Average / Average Height) | 61 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I bought it yesterday, I hope the package arives as quick as possible. Those comments really made me want to have this beautiful pants!... | Nigga, Fo real! - (Thin / Tall) | 63 useful0 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Poor | comfort: Avg | overall: Poor | sizing: 1 size large |
Nigga I hied ma glok up in dees rollo's. Motha fucka, I hide mai big azz horz dik up in dur. Yee dawg I fuck dat ass liek it's a fuckin salami! an man dem fukin gattas gotz go rel niec wit dees motha fuckas!... | Slow Eric, Lincoln, Nebraska - (Average / Average Height) | 401 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are great! I used to be a 34 year old virgin, but ever since I started wearing tard pants, the women can't seem to keep their hands off of me. I got pity sex 5 times last week. 5 times! When people think your such a tard you'd wear a long sleeve shirt as pants, they can't help but give you things and want to help. So thank you tard pants for changing my life!... | David, Espoo, Finland - (Thin / Average Height) | 30 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
You would not BELIEVE how much pussy I pull in these pants! Chicks are literally rubbing their greasy fish cunts all over me as I type this! Thanks MJOLK!... | rick astley, god i love those tard pants - (Average / Average Height) | 72 useful2 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... | David - (Thin / Average Height) | 27 useful41 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
| Dallas, Whitchita, KS - (Muscular / Tall) | 70 useful10 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
These pants are like the mullets of the pants world. Business at the waist, gangsta at the crotch. Oh yeah baby.... | pants =, love - (Average / Average Height) | 101 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Stop... Hammertime... | rablex, Melbourne, Victoria - (Muscular / Average Height) | 96 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
fuck einstein, the guy who made these MJOLK trousers is a true genius. these MJOKL trousers look so good with my snuggie, im the envy of everyone when i go out at night. well i assume i will be, i live in a basement and get raped over 9000 times a day. its awesome, awesome to the max.... | dave the tard, tardville - (Muscular / Tall) | 81 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
for too long i have been walking around like a normal person but thanks to tard pants i can walk around like i have a strange and obscure medical condition (possibly involving some sort of colostomy bag).... | Annie, New York - (Thin / Tall) | 28 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Thanks due the MJOLK Simonslouch Trouser I lost 15 pounds in less than two weeks! Can you imagine how much dick get with this pants?! Thanks Revolve Clothing, Love you!... | Annie, New York - (Thin / Tall) | 34 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
Thanks due the MJOLK Simonslouch Trouser I lost 15 pounds in less than two weeks! Can you imagine how much dick get with this pants?! Thanks Revolve Clothing, Love you!... | MC Pantso, Miami, California - (Muscular / Short) | 20 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I got an erection wearing these an everyone started winking and doing the "who's awesome? You're awesome!" gesture. I was even gonna get laid because of these, but I couldn't get them off!... | w.t., snacks - (Average / Average Height) | 1 useful1203 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
4chan.org... | JOhn Does, Lehi, Utah - (Thin / Short) | 2 useful68 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: -- | comfort: Hate | overall: Love | sizing: 1 size large |
Its talking about the shoes but everyone is rating the pants...w.tf.... | Robert, Dallas, TX - (Thin / Short) | 22 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
For $117, how can you go wrong? In my old age, I'm starting to get really weak knees, but these pants make me look like a real badass.... | Admiral Akbar, Space - (Average / Average Height) | 17 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
My mom bought me these awsome pants and everynight when we hope into our big double bed i thansk her for the fantastic purchase... | Casper, NY, NY - (Average / Average Height) | 17 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
At least a perfect pant for my morbid crotch elephantiasis. I'll never thank you enough. Long live MJOLK !... | US Marine 98, Guantanimo Bay - (Muscular / Average Height) | 56 useful4 not useful |
| look: Hate | fit: Hate | comfort: Hate | overall: Hate | sizing: True to size |
I use these pants as a way to dehumanise the Inmates at my work. I helps because as soon as a person is wearing these the thaught of tourturing them with electricity becomes happy and I cant wait till I start! 10/10... | David, Trenton, NJ - (Average / Average Height) | 33 useful0 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I used to wear pants like these in high school and I got all the hot chicks. I am so glad this style is coming back.... | Jonas, NY, NY - (Average / Tall) | 25 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
You can take a dump in these pants and nobody will ever know. LOVE the convenience. 3 ... | Authentic, Chicago, Illinois - (Average / Average Height) | 88 useful1 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I always had trouble figuring which pocket i put my retro velcro wallet in. Thanks to these trousers, I don't have to fuss with 4 different pockets anymore. I just keep every thing i need in a sac between my legs. When i need something, I just stick my hand down my pants and rummage around until i find what I'm looking for. I've emailed Mjolk suggesting they make a baggier version that has increased storage capacity; I haven't heard anything back from them yet.... ... | Brad, NY, New York - (Average / Average Height) | 1710 useful762 not useful |
| look: Love | fit: Love | comfort: Love | overall: Love | sizing: True to size |
I bought these for my brother. He has Down Syndrome. He loves them, because he feels the pants really "get" him.... |
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